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#Music math jokes mp3 song

If you start making too many math puns, beware-that's the first sine of madness.Wynk Music brings to you Math Jokes MP3 song from the movie/album Jokes I Can Only Tell Here.

Did you hear the joke about the statistician?…probably.

The farmer only counted 297 cows in the field… But when he rounded them up, he had 300!.

Why did the Romans think algebra was so easy? They knew X was always 10!.

What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon Pi.Why should you never get in an argument with an obtuse triangle? Because they're never right!.

Why didn't they serve beer at the math party? Because you should never drink and derive.

What was Sir Isaac Newton's favorite dessert? Apple pi.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar? An algorithm!.

Those parallel lines have so much in common… It's a shame they'll never meet….

Where do math teachers go on vacation? To Times Square!.

What do you call two dudes who bond over math? Algebros!.

Why couldn't the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn't cosine.Why was the math test so sad? Because it had too many unsolved problems.Why couldn't 4 get into the club? The bouncer thought he was 2 square!.What is the official animal of Pi Day? The pi-thon.What do you call a wizard who can add any two numbers in his head? A mathemagician.Why is it hard to tell the numerator and the denominator apart? There's just a fine line between them.įor more up-to-date information, sign up for ourĭaily newsletter.Come on, all math puns aren't groaners… just sum of them.(You know this one!) Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!.How do you get warm in a cold room? Just stand in the corner.Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots!.How do you make seven an even number? Just remove the "s!".Why doesn't anyone talk to circles? There's just no point.Why did the two 4's skip lunch? They already 8!.What's a nocturnal bird's favorite type of math? Owl-gebra!.What did zero say to eight? Hey, nice belt!.Are monsters good at math? No… unless you Count Dracula!.What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral!.Why did the student sit on the floor to do her multiplication problems? The teacher told her not to use tables!.What did one math book say to the other? Stop bothering me… I've got my own problems!.Why did the teacher decide to teach math? Because it's the only subject that counts.What are 20 things you can always count on? Your fingers and toes!.You know why I study geometry every day? Because it keeps me in shape.What do you get when you put a sin-gerine over a cos-gerine? A tan-gerine.What did the students call their algebra teacher after he spent all summer at the beach? A tangent.Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she'll go on and on and on and on and on and on and on….Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? Because it had more cents!.Why was the geometry lecture so long? The professor kept going off on a tangent!.Why did the math professor divide sin by tan? Just cos.Why was the student upset when his math teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!.

What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?…Pi in the sky.There are three types of people in the world…Those who can count, and those who can't!.What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me.

What's a math teacher's favorite sum? Summer!.What's an opinion without 3.14? It's just an onion!.What's the most common shape at Disney World? A line!.I'll do any kind of math you want, except graphing.Why were the students worried when they saw the math teacher holding graph paper? They knew she was plotting something!.Why do numbers that aren't visible by two have trouble making friends? Because they're odd.